2019 Articles:

• Ambassador Sondland Claims that Three Female Co-Workers Repeatedly Hinted He Should Sexually Harass Them (11/28/2019)
• Democrats See Clear Evidence of Trump's Quid Pro Quo in an Ink Blot (11/6/2019)
• At the DNC Women's Forum, Joe Biden Said He Wants More Women in Politics (10/17/2019)
• Doctors Now Prescribe Watching the Democratic Debates as a Cure for Insomnia (10/17/2019)
• Warren Claims She Was Also a Gay Transsexual Hispanic Who Was Lynched During the Crusades for Being Black (10/11/2019)
• Democrats Announce their Impeachment Investigation will Continue Until they Find a Crime (10/10/2019)
• Republicans Agree With Hillary: They Want Her To Run Again and Win Just Like She Did Last Time (10/9/2019)
• Adam Schiff Now is Calling People and Insisting There's a Virus on their Computer (10/4/2019)
• Stalker Hillary Says Trump is Obsessed with Her (10/3/2019)
• Democrats Announce New Reality TV Show: Wheel of Impeachment (9/25/2019)
• Obama Thanks Child Activist For Scaring People About Climate Change so His Oceanfront Mansion was Cheaper (9/20/2019)
• Kavanaugh Should Be Impeached Because Somebody says a Former Clinton Lawyer says He Saw Kavanaugh Assault a Third Person Who Doesn't Remember It Happening (9/20/2019)
• Psychologist Stages Intervention for Fan in Abusive Relationship with Detroit Lions (9/9/2019)
• The UN Is About to Elect Adolf Hitler to the UN Human Rights Council (9/9/2019)
• After Allegations Surfaced of Her Affair, Ilhan Omar's Husband No Longer Wants to be Her Brother (9/4/2019)
• CNN Hires Former FBI Official with Previous Experience Lying About Trump (8/23/2019)
• After Crying "Wolf" Stops Working, Little Boy Starts Crying "White Supremacist" (8/22/2019)
• Democratic Candidates Suffer from Form of Tourette's that Makes them Repeatedly Yell "Racist" (8/20/2019)
• Democrats Propose New Law Making It Illegal for Anyone to Possess a Gun If the Law Already Prohibits Them from Possessing a Gun (8/16/2019)
• Gender Studies Student Who Published Paper Comparing Milking Cows to Sexual Abuse Can't Figure Out Why Her Degree Can't Get Her Hired Anywhere (8/16/2019)
• Democrats Now Accuse Trump of White Russian Supremacy (8/14/2019)
• Senate Democrats Send the Supreme Court a Warning...with a Dead Fish (8/14/2019)
• Bill Declares Anyone Who Believes Gun Control Works is Too Mentally Ill to Own a Gun (8/13/2019)
• After London's Bans on Guns and Knives Failed, Politicians Plan to Ban Fresh Fruit and Pointed Sticks (8/12/2019)
• New York Times Agrees to Clear All Future Headlines with the DNC First (8/6/2019)
• Ben & Jerry's Announces Free Pro-Bernie Sanders Ice Cream Flavor (8/3/2019)
• Trumps Racist Comments about Baltimore's Rats Ingeniously Expose Equally Racist Democrats (7/29/2019)
• New York Times and Washington Post Accidentally Say Apollo 11 Proves What We Can Achieve If We Ignore Diversity and Just Hire the Best People (7/20/2019)
• Democrats in House Condemn Beatles for Racist Song "Get Back" (7/19/2019)
• Congress Surprised to Learn They Could Actually Change the Immigration Laws Trump is Enforcing (7/15/2019)
• Bernie Sanders and His Socialism Pitch is Like a Creepy old Guy with a Van (7/13/2019)
• Democrat Congressman Can't Believe A Democrat Would Use the Race Card (7/12/2019)
• The US Concentration Camps and Baby Cages Were Much Friendlier When Obama Ran Them (7/02/2019)
• Bernie Sanders Introduces the Magic Unicorn that will Pay For all his Free Stuff (6/24/2019)
• Study Finds Dodgeball Falsely Teaches Kids that Skill, Practice, and Effort Matter (6/6/2019)
• Mueller Applies a New Legal Standard: Guilty Until Proven Innocent (5/29/2019)
• Pelosi Finally Realizes there's No Legal Way She can Remove Trump so she Asks His Family to Do It (5/25/2019)
• Democrats are Furious that Barr Won't Break the Law for Them (5/11/2019)
• Democrats are Furious Trump Continues to Lie Without Being a Democrat (5/08/2019)
• Elizabeth Warren Proposes we Pay Off Student Loans using Tax-Payer Money; Trump Counter-Proposes we use
  Elizabeth Warren's Money (4/24/2019)
• Media Says Mueller Report Proves Their Russian Probe Reporting was Accurate... and Socialism Works in Venezuela, and Elizabeth Warren is a Real Indian, and.... (4/24/2019)
• CNN and MSNBC Desperately Search for their Next Anti-Trump Narrative (4/18/2019)
• Recent Democrat Behavior is So Ridiculous "The Onion" has Difficulty Exaggerating It (4/18/2019)
• After Accusing Republicans of Trying to Scare People, AOC Tells Audience the World will End in 12 Years (4/18/2019)
• Democrats Furious Attorney General Might Spin the Muller Report Before They Do (4/18/2019)
• Democrats Outraged that Attorney General is Following the Law (4/12/2019)
• Attorney General Tired of Being Told "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out" (4/10/2019)
• For Heart Surgery, Mick Jagger Chooses U.S. Healthcare System because It's Inferior and More Expensive (4/10/2019)
• When Glacier Continues to Increase in Size, Climatologists Dismiss it as a "Science Denier" (3/27/2019)
• The Voices in Adam Schiff's Head Tell him there Still was Collusion (3/25/2019)
• Rather than Proposing Ideas People will Vote For, Democrats Instead Demand Changes to the Voting Process (3/23/2019)
• Frito-Lay Reminds Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that the Economics Degrees in Cracker Jack boxes are Just Make-Believe (3/22/2019)
• As High Healthcare Costs cause Finland's Government to Collapse, Socialists Retroactively Announce "That's Not the Kind of Finland We're Talking About" (3/12/2019)
• Democrats Complain that Fox News Sucks Up to Republicans Like All Other Media Outlets Suck up to Democrats (3/08/2019)
• House Democrats Pass Strong Resolution Condemning Everything Bad (3/07/2019)
• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a New York City "Subway Denier" (3/06/2019)
• Bill Maher: Conservative Americans Want to be Like Condescending Liberal Hypocrites Who Support Failed Policies that Stroke their Own Egos (3/04/2019)
• Innocent 19-year-old Man Viciously Assaulted by Intimidating 81-Year-Old in a MAGA Hat (2/28/2019)
• Conservative Man Has the Audacity to Complain When He's Punched in the Face (2/27/2019)
• Accused Sexual Assailant Justin Fairfax Compared Himself to a Lynching Victim – The Women He Allegedly Assaulted Respond by Comparing Themselves to Rape Victims (2/26/2019)
• Nigerian Tribesman Reduces his Carbon Footprint by Sabotaging Climate Conference Private Jet (2/23/2019)
• Rahm Emmanuel OK with Smollett Falsely Smearing Trump Supporters, but Not Smearing Chicago (2/23/2019)
• Democrats are Willing to Commit the "Trump Supporter Hate-Crimes" that Real Trump Supporters Just Won't Do (2/21/2019)
• After Widely Promoting Three False Anti-Trump Stories in Less than Two Weeks, MSM Can't Understand Why People Think They're Biased (2/19/2019)
• Now that Panera Cares has Failed, Socialists No Longer Consider its Business Model "Real Socialism" (2/16/2019)
• At the SOTU, Democrats Wear White Outfits to Commemorate their Party's History of Wearing White Hoods (2/13/2019)
• Republicans Use Unfair Tactic of Pointing Out What the Green New Deal Documents Actually Said (2/10/2019)
• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Proposes Regulating Cow Farts;
  In Response, Frustrated Fellow Congressmen Propose Regulating Brain Farts (1/29/2019)
• CNN Reporter Faces Backlash for Not Blaming an Altercation on Someone with a MAGA Hat (1/29/2019)
• Negative Reactions to Covington Youths' MAGA Hats Points to a Rise in Chapeauophobia (1/25/2019)
• Joseph Goebbels Afraid Single Incident with Anne Frank May Make People Think the Nazis were Anti-Jewish (1/22/2019)
• Patagonia Protests "Irresponsible" Tax Cuts by Not Giving the Tax Savings to the Government (1/22/2019)
• CNN Concerned Debunked BuzzFeed Story will Give People Wrong Impression About Media (1/21/2019)
• Jim Acosta's Mother Tells Him to Stop Owning Himself or He'll Go Blind (1/18/2019)
• Democrats Call the Wheel "Out-Dated and Ineffective" (1/16/2019)

2019 Posters and Magazine Covers:

• Rashida Tlaib's Boycott Hypocracy (8/22/2019)
• Ted Kennedy Mistakenly Starts to Quote Month Python: "Strange Women Lying in Ponds..." (6/18/2019)
• "What Scandals has Obama Ever Given to Us?" (4/29/2019)
• Joe Biden in a Shampoo Ad: Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific (4/5/2019)
• Moby Don - The Story of The Democrat's Irration Obsession with Bringing Down the Great Orange Whale (3/27/2019)
• Ignore that Northam Supports Killing Babies - Talk About How 25 Years Ago He Wore Blackface (2/05/2019)
• Pelosi is Allowed to Stop Illegals from Coming onto Her property - You're Not (1/18/2019)
• We Want an Open Bordern Because the Immigrants are Likely to Vote Democrat (1/10/2019)
• Claas Relotius Awarded CNN's Prestigious 'Fake Journalist of the Year' Award (1/1/2019)